A guy wanted to work at Joy-Toilet. When I asked about his qualifications he said, "Well I've got a BS in Communications from FU".
Can we get some customization for our 'profiles' on here? Also being able to submit jpg. or gif. files would be dope.
So, turns out I lost my "soup" account. (go figure) The email address I listed it under apparently doesn't have login info (despite it being my work account..) so, anyway soup's back on the menu; I shit you not!
I don't care what people say about the Obama administration. I just saw this Dominican girl working at a Chinese restaurant and a black guy was the delivery guy. I shit you not that's progress.
Last night while I was eating my boyfriends ass, his dog snuck up behind me and ate mine. I shit you not.
I overheard my momma talkin bout how we might have to get rid of the dog. So I called my buddies and we took care of it. I never liked my stepdad.
My electric company increased rates 40% this yr. I couldnt keep up with the normal $200 a month before- now im $1,000 in debt to these assholes and they're gonna shut me off in april if i dont pay. Fuck you!! my electricbill should not be $400 A MONTH!!! I LIVE IN A TRAILER FFS!!!
My boss is the kind of guy that gets nasty fucking food-fingers and touches on people's shirts and hands. So I got the guys together and we brought him baby wipes. This fucking guy asked "Who's got the kid?"